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Safest: 16,107thMost Pacifist: 21,799thMost Conservative: 21,847th
The Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
A Hug without u is toxic. (Hg)
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Yhudfg Khanate

Population353 million

CapitalDzfseɹ purkhæt

Currencyspace coin
Animalant

The Republic of Yhudfg Khanate is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 353 million Yhudfgens are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dzfseɹ purkhæt. The average income tax rate is 64.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Yhufgen economy, worth 12.8 trillion space coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 36,265 space coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit", organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces, and they say that Yhudfgens made a dessert and called it peace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yhudfg Khanate's national animal is the ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yhudfg Khanate is ranked 262,213th in the world and 1st in Costal Flatlands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.37 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Safest: 16,107thMost Pacifist: 21,799thMost Conservative: 21,847th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yhudfg Khanate, they say that Yhudfgens made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Yhudfg Khanate, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Yhudfg Khanate, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit".
  • : Following new legislation in Yhudfg Khanate, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics.
  • : Following new legislation in Yhudfg Khanate, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in Yhudfg Khanate, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Dzfseɹ Purkhæt Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Yhudfg Khanate, the Yhufgen delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...".
  • : Following new legislation in Yhudfg Khanate, mountain rescuers refer to their new gear as the 'watchamacallits' and 'thingymabobs'.
  • : Following new legislation in Yhudfg Khanate, the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots.
  • : Following new legislation in Yhudfg Khanate, joggers are often arrested for breathing too heavily.

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