The Republic of X86 Opcode SAL is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning byte population. The hard-working population of 1.301 billion X86 Opcode SALians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 17.7%.

The X86 Opcode SALian economy, worth 58.4 trillion dwords a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 44,908 dwords, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. X86 Opcode SAL's national animal is the byte, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

X86 Opcode SAL is ranked 204,452^nd in the world and 95^th in x86 Assembly for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 300.22 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.