The United States of Wuff 1 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, triple-decker prams, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.52 billion Wuff 1ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 55.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Wuff 1ian economy, worth 376 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,347 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and the nation has always been at war with Moltovea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wuff 1's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Wuff 1 is ranked 100,838^th in the world and 1^st in Galactic Empire of Sween for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,331.49 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.