The State of Witless is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 31.764 billion Witlessians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.0%.

The strong Witlessian economy, worth a remarkable 1,205 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 37,955 betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and Witless has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Witless's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Witless is ranked 124,069^th in the world and 561^st in State for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.