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Most Inclusive: 1,392ndHighest Food Quality: 2,094thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,408th
The Federal Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Down with oppression, up with freedom!
Robert Amblo
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Wisea

Population6.931 billion

CapitalLeitopolis
LeaderRobert Amblo
FaithIntaricism

CurrencyInt
Animalwolf

The Federal Republic of Wisea is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Robert Amblo with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.931 billion Wiseans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leitopolis. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Wisean economy, worth a remarkable 1,291 trillion Ints a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 186,355 Ints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", warfare increasingly resembles a video game, muggers are complimented on their enterprising spirit, and government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wisea's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Intaricism.

Wisea is ranked 4,978th in the world and 1st in Omck for Smartest Citizens, with 127.84 quips per hour.

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Most Inclusive: 1,392ndHighest Food Quality: 2,094thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,408thNicest Citizens: 2,513thRudest Citizens: 2,621stMost Efficient Economies: 2,663rdBest Weather: 2,678thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,699thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,780thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,214thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,460thLargest Governments: 3,516thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,520thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,648thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,740thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,770thMost Developed: 3,824thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,229thHealthiest Citizens: 4,326thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,456thMost Cultured: 4,708thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,937thSmartest Citizens: 4,978thLowest Crime Rates: 5,315thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,336thSafest: 5,798thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,457thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,079thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,855thHighest Average Incomes: 8,912thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,711thMost Armed: 10,455thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,998thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15,792ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,902ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,524thHighest Drug Use: 23,192nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wisea, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
  • : Wisea voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Confederacy of Layem"".
  • : Following new legislation in Wisea, muggers are complimented on their enterprising spirit.
  • : Following new legislation in Wisea, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Wisea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Wisea, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".
  • : Following new legislation in Wisea, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Wisea, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in Wisea, all the world's a stage for Wisean political theatrics.
  • : Following new legislation in Wisea, it's all quiet on the western front.

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