The United Commonwealth of Wisea is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Harry Hill with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.253 billion Wiseans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leitopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wisean economy, worth a remarkable 5,210 trillion ints a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 320,588 ints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomats expel enough hot air to cause forest fires, music award shows include surprise polygraph segments, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wisea's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Astralism.

Wisea is ranked 299,023^rd in the world and 2^nd in Omck for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11.75 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.