The County of Wicklow is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Brian Doyle with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 28.665 billion Wicklowians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wicklow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.6%.

The very strong Wicklowian economy, worth a remarkable 1,687 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Average income is 58,876 euros, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies, children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Wicklow's national animal is the dragon and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Wicklow is ranked 132,329^th in the world and 131^st in Grant for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 520.49 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.