The REPUBLIC of Earth Fedration is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Empier with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.49 billion Earth Fedrationians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Republic City. The average income tax rate is 40.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Earth Fedrationian economy, worth 364 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,316 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, the Earth Fedrationian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", students do more community service than homework, and time flies when you're not having fun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Earth Fedration's national animal is the CCC, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Earth Fedration is ranked 70,002^nd in the world and 1^st in Qunows for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,704.58 on the Gilded Widget Scale.