The Republic of We cant is a mid-sized, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 56 million We cantians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The strong We cantian economy, worth 2.17 trillion broes a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 38,766 broes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 249,855 per year while the poor average 2,430, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. We cant's national animal is the da, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

We cant is ranked 291,995^th in the world and 1,596^th in the Plains of Perdition for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.