The Social Nationalist State of Walterslandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor Ranis III with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, national health service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.883 billion Walterslandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Theodryx. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Walterslandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,704 trillion Daimars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 292,988 Daimars, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Nations across the world are quick to praise Supreme Chancellor Ranis III's good looks and intellectual prowess, Supreme Chancellor Ranis III will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Walterslandia after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, and the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walterslandia's national animal is the Bearded Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Walterslandia is ranked 10,407^th in the world and 4^th in Union of Nationalists for Lowest Crime Rates, with 100.28 law-abiding acts per hour.