Population | 50 million |
Currency | Zaporhiziyum |
Animal | King Cobra |
The Empire of Enternal Void is a large, orderly nation, renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 50 million Zaporhiziyans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 48.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Zaporhiziyan economy, worth 3.10 trillion Zaporhiziyums a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,027 Zaporhiziyums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, fruit pickers with degrees in King Cobra psychology are a common sight, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, and atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enternal Void's national animal is the King Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Enternal Void is ranked 93,011th in the world and 2nd in The Fourth Meowreich for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,652.19 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Enternal Void, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship.
- : Following new legislation in Enternal Void, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
- : Following new legislation in Enternal Void, fruit pickers with degrees in King Cobra psychology are a common sight.
- : Following new legislation in Enternal Void, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
- : Following new legislation in Enternal Void, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
- : Following new legislation in Enternal Void, politicians are often referred to as thesauruses behind their backs.
- : Following new legislation in Enternal Void, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly.
- : Following new legislation in Enternal Void, little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police.
- : Following new legislation in Enternal Void, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal.
- : Following new legislation in Enternal Void, corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation.