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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 640thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,411thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,114th
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Vorwaerts

Population681 million

CurrencyMMT
AnimalGoat

The Community of Vorwaerts is a huge, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 681 million Vorwaertsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vorwaertsian economy, worth 87.8 trillion MMTS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 128,996 MMTS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisons in Vorwaerts are the summer homes of murderers, they say that Leader's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, and pocket dialling is a criminal offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vorwaerts's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vorwaerts is ranked 119,917th in the world and 146th in Lonia Kreptia Llor for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,516.64 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 640thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,411thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,114thMost Pacifist: 5,411thNicest Citizens: 6,200thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,205thMost Inclusive: 7,680thMost Accessible: 7,692ndHighest Food Quality: 8,512thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,660thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,273rdMost Cultured: 11,527thMost Secular: 13,300thBest Weather: 13,886thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,861stMost Developed: 15,318thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,369thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,590thNudest: 15,970thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,070thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,707thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,346thSmartest Citizens: 20,959thHealthiest Citizens: 22,447thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,198thLargest Publishing Industry: 28,984thMost Scientifically Advanced: 29,043rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,932nd
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Accessible: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vorwaerts, pocket dialling is a criminal offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Vorwaerts, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in Vorwaerts, they say that Leader's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Vorwaerts, prisons in Vorwaerts are the summer homes of murderers.
  • : Following new legislation in Vorwaerts, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • : Vorwaerts was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Vorwaerts, Leader can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Vorwaerts, the diplomatic corps stinks.
  • : Following new legislation in Vorwaerts, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Vorwaerts, the threat of economic apocalypse brings out the best in people.

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