Population | 17.802 billion |
Capital | Janros |
Leader | Lord Cabdullaahi Estévez |
Faith | Violetism |
Currency | Ososoh |
Animal | honeybee |
The Fiefdom of Vliwh is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Cabdullaahi Estévez with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.802 billion Vliwhians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janros. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.7%.
The powerhouse Vliwhian economy, worth a remarkable 1,581 trillion Ososohs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,858 Ososohs, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.
Vliwh recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons, and expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vliwh's national animal is the honeybee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.
Vliwh is ranked 49,742nd in the world and 56th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,827.52 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Vliwh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Largest Black Market, and Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Vliwh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Vliwh, expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in Vliwh, bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons.
- : Following new legislation in Vliwh, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
- : Following new legislation in Vliwh, Vliwh recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
- : Following new legislation in Vliwh, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
- : Following new legislation in Vliwh, Lord Cabdullaahi Estévez lives life on the open road - complete with groupies.
- : Following new legislation in Vliwh, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
- : Following new legislation in Vliwh, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges.