The Fiefdom of Vliwh is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Cabdullaahi Estévez with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, infamous sell-swords, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.171 billion Vliwhians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janros. The average income tax rate is 77.3%.

The powerhouse Vliwhian economy, worth a remarkable 1,102 trillion Ososohs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,813 Ososohs, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned, some members of Parliament are illiterate, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vliwh's national animal is the honeybee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Vliwh is ranked 255,840^th in the world and 166^th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -9.27 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.