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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,027thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,429thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,885th
The Fiefdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Scares the hell out of me
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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Vliwh

Population14.171 billion

CapitalJanros
LeaderLord Cabdullaahi Estévez
FaithVioletism

CurrencyOsosoh
Animalhoneybee

The Fiefdom of Vliwh is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Cabdullaahi Estévez with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, infamous sell-swords, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.171 billion Vliwhians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janros. The average income tax rate is 77.3%.

The powerhouse Vliwhian economy, worth a remarkable 1,102 trillion Ososohs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,813 Ososohs, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned, some members of Parliament are illiterate, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vliwh's national animal is the honeybee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Vliwh is ranked 255,840th in the world and 166th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -9.27 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,027thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,429thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,885thFattest Citizens: 6,563rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,768thLargest Black Market: 9,045thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,679thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 14,016thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,061stMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,149thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,287thMost Devout: 18,747thHighest Economic Output: 19,510thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,752ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,400thMost Patriotic: 21,145thLargest Populations: 22,279thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,001stMost Advanced Public Education: 27,677th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vliwh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Vliwh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Vliwh, the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive.
  • : Following new legislation in Vliwh, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
  • : Following new legislation in Vliwh, some members of Parliament are illiterate.
  • : Following new legislation in Vliwh, family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Vliwh, slaves aren't half the men they used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Vliwh, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in Vliwh, posters encourage people to "Just Do It!".
  • : Following new legislation in Vliwh, news headlines suggest that Lord Cabdullaahi Estévez has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.

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