The Surinamese Coffee of Verdija is a massive, safe nation, ruled by who with a fair hand, and remarkable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.397 billion Verdijans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaosville. The average income tax rate is 20.7%.

The Verdiji economy, worth 210 trillion Verdjes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,870 Verdjes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, meat-eating is frowned upon, Verdija has designated Chaosville as its capital city, and Who has just been declared ruler of Verdija in an international press conference. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Verdija's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Verdija is ranked 92,831^st in the world and 58^th in Lily for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 271.38 on the Clooney Contribution Index.