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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,790thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,234thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,934th
The Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Ikuisesti Valkea!
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Valkea

Population8.568 billion

CapitalVåren Livet
LeaderPresident Afanasi Koski

CurrencyKrona
AnimalValkean Bear

The Republic of Valkea is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Afanasi Koski with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.568 billion Valkeans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Våren Livet. The average income tax rate is 78.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Valkean economy, worth 911 trillion Kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,388 Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valkea's national animal is the Valkean Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Valkea is ranked 216,848th in the world and 17th in Astyria for Rudest Citizens, with 8.15 Insults Per Minute.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,790thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,234thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,934thMost Pacifist: 7,611thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,043rdNicest Citizens: 8,059thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,993rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,097thMost Inclusive: 10,286thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 11,910thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,323rdLongest Average Lifespans: 12,637thSafest: 12,883rdLargest Publishing Industry: 13,110thLowest Crime Rates: 14,167thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,575thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,773rdMost Developed: 15,937thSmartest Citizens: 16,470thMost Cultured: 17,282ndLargest Governments: 17,310thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,049thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,568thHighest Economic Output: 18,769thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,891stMost Subsidized Industry: 18,934thMost Stationary: 19,664thMost Rebellious Youth: 21,925th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Valkea, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Valkea lodged a message on the Astyria Regional Message Board.
  • : Valkea lodged a message on the Astyria Regional Message Board.
  • : Valkea lodged a message on the Astyria Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Valkea, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors.
  • : Following new legislation in Valkea, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Valkea, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Valkea, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : Following new legislation in Valkea, the Valkea Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Valkea lodged a message on the Astyria Regional Message Board.

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