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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,472nd Most Compassionate Citizens: 6,524th Least Corrupt Governments: 6,738th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Ikuisesti Valkea!
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Valkea

Population5.481 billion

CapitalVåren Livet
LeaderPresident Afanasi Koski

CurrencyKrona
AnimalValkean Bear

The Republic of Valkea is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Afanasi Koski with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.481 billion Valkeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Våren Livet. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Valkean economy, worth 527 trillion Kronor a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,231 Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Valkea, and people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valkea's national animal is the Valkean Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Valkea is ranked 11,193rd in the world and 6th in Astyria for Most Inclusive, scoring 169.06 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,472ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,524thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,738thNicest Citizens: 7,564thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,710thMost Pacifist: 7,744thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,948thMost Inclusive: 11,193rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,233rdMost Advanced Public Education: 12,510thHealthiest Citizens: 12,963rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,331stSafest: 17,067th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Valkea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Valkea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Valkea, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Valkea, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Valkea.
  • : Following new legislation in Valkea, costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff.
  • : Following new legislation in Valkea, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters.
  • : Following new legislation in Valkea, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
  • : Following new legislation in Valkea, President Afanasi Koski is famed for giving great back rubs.
  • : Following new legislation in Valkea, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Valkea, bike rage is all the rage.

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