The Super Sith Empire of Vader Knows Best 9 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons and state-planned economy. The hard-working, cynical population of 13.499 billion Vader Knows Best 9ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 37.7%.

The Vader Knows Best 9ian economy, worth 643 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 47,705 Imperial Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vader Knows Best 9's national animal is the Cheshire Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vader Knows Best 9 is ranked 224,035^th in the world and 6^th in Trav khar for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.58 law-abiding acts per hour.