The Hewlo of UwU-Ow0 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.666 billion UwU-Ow0ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 62.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse UwU-Ow0ian economy, worth 466 trillion florins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,388 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, bungee jumpers rarely go splat, the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring, and military officers are given medals for disobeying orders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UwU-Ow0's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

UwU-Ow0 is ranked 86,243^rd in the world and 679^th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.69 law-abiding acts per hour.