The Republic of Utopia Eight is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning bison population. The hard-working population of 1.125 billion Utopia Eightians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.9%.

The Utopia Eightian economy, worth 50.2 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 44,617 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Utopia Eight's national animal is the bison, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Utopia Eight is ranked 215,740^th in the world and 2^nd in Candleflame Glow 64 for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,237.79 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.