The Corporated Kingdom of Upper Finnmark is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 9.054 billion Upper Finnmarkians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trondørgen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Upper Finnmarkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,725 trillion Finnar Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 190,590 Finnar Kroner, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 714,982 per year while the poor average 35,505, a ratio of 20.1 to 1.

Government contracted tax collectors often 'accidentally' over-charge citizens and skim the surplus, foreign ambassadors closely guard their culinary secrets, public spending advocates dread when the government says they're here to help, and genetic researchers have been expelled. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Upper Finnmark's national animal is the Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Upper Finnmark is ranked 3,175^th in the world and 5^th in Testregionia for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 187.46 on the Bus Surprisal Index.