The United Kingdom of Unoviana and Lunatinium is a large, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The devout population of 62 million Unoviana and Lunatiniumians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 36.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Unoviana and Lunatiniumian economy, worth 2.76 trillion Unavas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,544 Unavas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

A driving license is obtained not by passing a test but by passing a brown envelope, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, artists are pillars of society, and the sun rises an hour later on border communities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unoviana and Lunatinium's national animal is the Flying Squirrel Emolga, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Unoviana and Lunatinium is ranked 84,351^st in the world and 12^th in Amethyst Legion for Safest, scoring 88.39 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.