The Free Land of UNKNOWNPOWER is a fledgling, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 6 million UNKNOWNPOWERians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The very strong UNKNOWNPOWERian economy, worth 335 billion ABESES a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 55,922 ABESES, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Leader, and banning party poppers has been a real party pooper. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. UNKNOWNPOWER's national animal is the Joel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

UNKNOWNPOWER is ranked 242,719^th in the world and 2,358^th in the West Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.