The Republic of UMF 7 is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning porpoise population. The hard-working population of 816 million UMF 7ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 26.5%.

The UMF 7ian economy, worth 30.0 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 36,782 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UMF 7's national animal is the porpoise.

UMF 7 is ranked 214,709^th in the world and 10^th in the Hellenic Realm for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.