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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,492ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,556thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,912th
The Imamate of
Corporate Police State
Martyrdom is our guide to Allah!
Ayatollah Amin Khamenei
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Tyammad

Population8.085 billion

CapitalShehar Khoda
LeaderAyatollah Amin Khamenei
FaithVioletism

CurrencyRial
AnimalArian Horse

The Imamate of Tyammad is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Ayatollah Amin Khamenei with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.085 billion Tyammadians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shehar Khoda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Tyammadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,235 trillion Rials a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 152,832 Rials, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 912,899 per year while the poor average 11,658, a ratio of 78.3 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, crimes are difficult to stop as most of the police force is stuck in traffic, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools, and slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyammad's national animal is the Arian Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Violetism.

Tyammad is ranked 160,840th in the world and 71st in Aceon for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,251.94 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,492ndTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,556thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,912thMost Conservative: 4,907thMost Primitive: 5,876thMost Devout: 6,288thMost Avoided: 6,439thLargest Retail Industry: 6,690thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,198thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,477thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,735thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,362ndLargest Mining Sector: 11,239thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,277thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,290thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,498thMost Patriotic: 15,528thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,005thTop
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Largest Black Market: 17,383rdMost Corrupt Governments: 21,396thHighest Average Incomes: 24,733rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 25,461stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28,165thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29,143rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 31,328thHighest Economic Output: 31,537th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tyammad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Tyammad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Tyammad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyammad, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyammad, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyammad, crimes are difficult to stop as most of the police force is stuck in traffic.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyammad, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyammad, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo.
  • : Tyammad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and Most Patriotic.
  • : Tyammad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.

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