The Republic of Twoearle is a mammoth, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 9.243 billion Twoearleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.8%.

The Twoearlean economy, worth 413 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 44,772 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Twoearle's national animal is the Kitsune.

Twoearle is ranked 164,900^th in the world and 2,495^th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.