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Most Valuable International Artwork: 331stMost Devout: 1,185thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,833rd
The Monopoly Tycoons of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Good Morning.
Influence
Superpower
Diplomacy Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Twobagger

Population13.791 billion

CapitalTwobagger City
LeaderKing James
Faitha major religion

Currencypansy
Animalturtle

The Monopoly Tycoons of Twobagger is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King James with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, parental licensing program, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 13.791 billion Twobaggerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twobagger City. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Twobaggerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,780 trillion pansies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 129,080 pansies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers, kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them, and it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Twobagger's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Twobagger is ranked 200,474th in the world and 3rd in The Oceania for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.64 Crimes Per Hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 331stMost Devout: 1,185thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,833rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,972ndTop
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Safest: 3,264thMost Pacifist: 3,729thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,885thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,312thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,907thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,912thLowest Crime Rates: 6,501stLargest Governments: 6,599thHighest Economic Output: 8,649thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,329thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,009thTop
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Most Cultured: 11,034thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,275thMost Inclusive: 13,558thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,572ndMost Beautiful Environments: 13,744thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,384thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,607thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,632ndMost Developed: 15,177thLargest Populations: 16,455thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,790thSmartest Citizens: 18,056thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,985thHighest Average Incomes: 19,101stMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,527th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Twobagger's influence in The Oceania rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Twobagger's influence in The Oceania rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Twobagger was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Twobagger proposed constructing embassies between The Oceania and Heck.
  • : Twobagger's influence in The Oceania rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Following new legislation in Twobagger, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in Twobagger, kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them.
  • : Following new legislation in Twobagger, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers.
  • : Following new legislation in Twobagger, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Twobagger, the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?".

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