The Free Land of Trulli e Grotte is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 1.453 billion Trullesi e Grottanis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Renève. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trulli e Grottean economy, worth 172 trillion LIRE a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,651 LIRE, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trulli e Grotte's national animal is the draghi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is shintoismo.

Trulli e Grotte is ranked 28,355^th in the world and 398^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,600.15 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.