The Queendom of Travistan Park is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.966 billion Travistan Parkians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The strong Travistan Parkian economy, worth 662 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 60,448 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 389,595 per year while the poor average 3,789, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Travistan Park's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Travistan Park is ranked 266,019^th in the world and 7^th in Houston for Safest, scoring 12.5 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.