The Emotional Damage of Transvolcanic is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jos de Pootaag with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.574 billion Colipanese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eszékesfervár. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Transvolcanician economy, worth a remarkable 1,384 trillion Gifts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 210,579 Gifts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name, and internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be. Crime is totally unknown. Transvolcanic's national animal is the Wolf xd, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mäfîą dėł pøtërē.

Transvolcanic is ranked 39,918^th in the world and 14^th in 001 Alpha Prime for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 749.95 on the Clooney Contribution Index.