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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,351stLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,210thMost Patriotic: 20,266th
The NotKeepingConsistentThemes of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Touch Grass
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
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Touching Grass 48

Population3.373 billion

Capital48
Leader48
Faith48

Currency48
Animal48

The NotKeepingConsistentThemes of Touching Grass 48 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by 48 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, parental licensing program, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.373 billion Touching Grass 48ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 48. The average income tax rate is 46.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Touching Grass 48ian economy, worth 340 trillion 48s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 100,844 48s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are being told that the greatness of a nation's power is the measure of its surrender, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt, grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices, and colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Touching Grass 48ian Liberator". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Touching Grass 48's national animal is the 48 and its national religion is 48.

Touching Grass 48 is ranked 270,486th in the world and 566th in The Funian Puppet Region for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9.81 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,351stLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,210thTop
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Most Patriotic: 20,266thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,606thMost Devout: 23,009thSafest: 26,070thMost Authoritarian: 26,686thHealthiest Citizens: 28,160thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28,795thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28,927th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 35th in the regionSafest: 43rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 44th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Touching Grass 48 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Touching Grass 48 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Touching Grass 48, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Touching Grass 48ian Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Touching Grass 48, grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices.
  • : Touching Grass 48 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Touching Grass 48, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Touching Grass 48, citizens are being told that the greatness of a nation's power is the measure of its surrender.
  • : Following new legislation in Touching Grass 48, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
  • : Touching Grass 48 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens and Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Touching Grass 48, soiled underwear is being repurposed as (off-)white flags.

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