The Holy Green Wetlands of Tonsaeay is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Nek Kruu Chanthavy the Beautiful with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 10.244 billion Tonsaeayians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neak Poan. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The powerhouse Tonsaeayian economy, worth 965 trillion Phleungs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 94,259 Phleungs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, the government has undertaken a massive health education program to combat VODAIS, Nek Kruu Chanthavy the Beautiful's perky ego is the talk of the town, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tonsaeay's national animal is the Lucky Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Prajnaparamita.

Tonsaeay is ranked 276,493^rd in the world and 117^th in Japan for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -6.96 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.