The Holy Green Wetlands of Tonsaeay is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nek Kruu Chanthavy the Beautiful with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, prohibition of alcohol, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 17.839 billion Tonsaeayians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neak Poan. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Tonsaeayian economy, worth a remarkable 1,680 trillion Phleungs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 94,184 Phleungs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign leaders are advising that Nek Kruu Chanthavy the Beautiful's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, and glamping Tonsaeayians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tonsaeay's national animal is the Lucky Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Prajnaparamita.

Tonsaeay is ranked 229,180^th in the world and 80^th in Japan for Largest Black Market, with 292 billion Standard Monetary Units.