The Empire of Tolisso is a small, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 32 million Tolissoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The strong Tolissoan economy, worth 1.63 trillion Oreos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 51,052 Oreos, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tolisso's national animal is the Loup, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Tolisso is ranked 77,974^th in the world and 267^th in The Frontier Sea for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 45.83 on the Kitten Softness Rating.