The Republic of Titus Pullo is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and unlimited-speed roads. The quiet, industrious population of 8.877 billion Titus Pulloans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed, including voting. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 39.4%.

The thriving Titus Pulloan economy, worth 602 trillion denarii a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,924 denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, the demands of climate protestors are measured in spray-paint can sales, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, and politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets. Crime is almost non-existent. Titus Pullo's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Titus Pullo is ranked 81,967^th in the world and 235^th in Remembrance for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,198.38 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.