The Most Serene Republic of Timoham is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.332 billion Timohamians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Timohamian economy, worth 212 trillion lumens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 159,648 lumens, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 970,952 per year while the poor average 11,649, a ratio of 83.3 to 1.
Nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, begun the Clone Wars have, and the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Timoham's national animal is the finch, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Timoham is ranked 52,552nd in the world and 62nd in Lonia Kreptia Llor for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,794.34 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Timoham was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
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Timoham, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries.
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Timoham, begun the Clone Wars have.
- : Following new legislation in
Timoham, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly.
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Timoham, nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience.
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Timoham, weather reports simply advise Timohamians to 'look outside'.
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Timoham, the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to.
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Timoham, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
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Timoham, the government is keeping a watch on all seeing eyes.
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Timoham, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions.




















































