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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,564thFattest Citizens: 1,572ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,616th
The Most Serene Republic of
Corporate Police State
Orden durch Klarheit
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Timoham

Population1.332 billion

Currencylumen
Animalfinch

The Most Serene Republic of Timoham is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.332 billion Timohamians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Timohamian economy, worth 212 trillion lumens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 159,648 lumens, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 970,952 per year while the poor average 11,649, a ratio of 83.3 to 1.

Nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, begun the Clone Wars have, and the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Timoham's national animal is the finch, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Timoham is ranked 52,552nd in the world and 62nd in Lonia Kreptia Llor for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,794.34 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,564thFattest Citizens: 1,572ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,616thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,038thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 7,465thLargest Retail Industry: 7,692ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,957thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,390thRudest Citizens: 9,733rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,778thMost Efficient Economies: 14,863rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,033rdMost Devout: 16,091stMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,118thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,350thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 18,810thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,605thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,913thHighest Average Incomes: 21,978thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,356thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,074thMost Patriotic: 28,486thMost Pro-Market: 28,905thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 30,842nd
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Avoided: 23rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Timoham was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Timoham, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries.
  • : Following new legislation in Timoham, begun the Clone Wars have.
  • : Following new legislation in Timoham, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly.
  • : Following new legislation in Timoham, nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience.
  • : Following new legislation in Timoham, weather reports simply advise Timohamians to 'look outside'.
  • : Following new legislation in Timoham, the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to.
  • : Following new legislation in Timoham, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
  • : Following new legislation in Timoham, the government is keeping a watch on all seeing eyes.
  • : Following new legislation in Timoham, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions.

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