
| Population | 367 million |
| Capital | Ltda Pepsi's Company |
| Currency | Real capitalista Digital |
| Animal | Lobo-Cobra |
The Colony of Tilambuco Ancap is a very large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 367 million tilambucanos live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ltda Pepsi's Company. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.9%.
The thriving Tilambocano economy, worth 29.6 trillion Real capitalista Digitals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 80,597 Real capitalista Digitals, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 445,619 per year while the poor average 7,351, a ratio of 60.6 to 1.
Grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, belief that Leader is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, and the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tilambuco Ancap's national animal is the Lobo-Cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Tilambuco Ancap is ranked 276,277th in the world and 206th in Union Brazilian for Highest Poor Incomes, with 7,351.38 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Tilambuco Ancap, the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points.
- : Following new legislation in
Tilambuco Ancap, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs.
- : Following new legislation in
Tilambuco Ancap, belief that Leader is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in
Tilambuco Ancap, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
- : Following new legislation in
Tilambuco Ancap, the holidays begin with the traditional exchanging of aspirin.
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Tilambuco Ancap was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
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Tilambuco Ancap published "FATO" (Factbook: Trivia).
- : Following new legislation in
Tilambuco Ancap, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
- : Following new legislation in
Tilambuco Ancap, students eagerly await homework from their gaming class.
- : Following new legislation in
Tilambuco Ancap, Tilambocano TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries.


















































