The Theocracy of Theomartopia is a large, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 132 million Theomartopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.5%.

The strong Theomartopian economy, worth 6.91 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 52,314 dollars , with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content, and umbrellas are back in fashion. Crime is relatively low. Theomartopia's national animal is the Wombat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Theomartopia is ranked 263,612^th in the world and 172^nd in Benigtopia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.