The United Kingdom of Theeter is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, daily referendums, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.608 billion Theeterians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Theeterian economy, worth 234 trillion Hellers a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 146,088 Hellers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,120,793 per year while the poor average 5,136, a ratio of 218 to 1.

Corporations make thousands by intentionally losing billions, students eagerly await homework from their gaming class, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, and when you fly on Air Theeter you win a seat or you die. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theeter's national animal is the Schwein, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Theeter is ranked 27,659^th in the world and 25^th in Aeternum for Highest Average Incomes, with 146,088.48 Standard Monetary Units.