The View of The Window is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Willy Window with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.066 billion Windowians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, International Aid, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windowya. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.0%.

The strong Windowian economy, worth a remarkable 1,038 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 47,070 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 320,020 per year while the poor average 2,529, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The Window has designated Windowya as its capital city, Defenestration has been named as The Window's national religion, and Willy Window has just been declared ruler of The Window in an international press conference. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Window's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Defenestration.

The Window is ranked 260,098^th in the world and 2^nd in The Irish underwater for Lowest Crime Rates, with 46.29 law-abiding acts per hour.