by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Nudest: 449thHighest Drug Use: 954thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,745th
The Gold Masterpiece Movie of
Corporate Bordello
Moon, Friendship, NationStates, Brains, Lucky
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Corrupted

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

The Void-

Population1.451 billion

CapitalThe International Space Station
LeaderSupreme Commander Dwayne Johnson

CurrencyGold Bar
AnimalBat

The Gold Masterpiece Movie of The Void- is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Commander Dwayne Johnson with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.451 billion Earthlings are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The International Space Station. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The powerhouse Void-ian economy, worth 116 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 80,359 Gold Bars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 384,002 per year while the poor average 9,861, a ratio of 38.9 to 1.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, torture is illegal, and new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Void-'s national animal is the Bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Void- is ranked 168,139th in the world and 34th in The Cosmic Archive Filmography for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,073.56 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Top
1%
Nudest: 449thHighest Drug Use: 954thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,745thTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 3,679thHighest Crime Rates: 4,310thFattest Citizens: 4,485thMost Avoided: 6,349thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,786thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,168thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,297thLargest Retail Industry: 14,134thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,616thTop
10%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 17,315thLargest Gambling Industry: 17,707thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,371stMost Devout: 22,691stMost Politically Free: 26,545thLargest Publishing Industry: 27,649thMost Armed: 29,635th
Top
5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Void- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : The Void-'s influence in The Cosmic Archive Filmography fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : The Void- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in The Void-, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words.
  • : Following new legislation in The Void-, torture is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in The Void-, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults.
  • : Following new legislation in The Void-, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in The Void-, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in The Void-, witches' brews set off Geiger counters.
  • : Following new legislation in The Void-, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in The International Space Station.

More...

Report