The Republic of The Pacifican Defenders Guild is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 18.997 billion Pacifican Defenders Guildians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 24.7%.

The Pacifican Defenders Guildian economy, worth 705 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 37,123 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Pacifican Defenders Guild's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Pacifican Defenders Guild is ranked 171,574^th in the world and 1^st in The Pacifican Defenders Guild for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.16 law-abiding acts per hour.