| Population | 5.278 billion |
| Capital | Super-Maximum Security Complex Alpha |
| Leader | the Master Control Command |
| Faith | Atheist Necromongerism |
| Currency | Standard Unit |
| Animal | RNA-Virus |
The Unified Empire of The Necromongers is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by the Master Control Command with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.278 billion Necromongers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Super-Maximum Security Complex Alpha. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Necromonger economy, worth a remarkable 1,030 trillion Standard Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 195,290 Standard Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times, and there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Necromongers's national animal is the RNA-Virus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheist Necromongerism.
The Necromongers is ranked 284,089th in the world and 1st in Underverse for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -13.78 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Necromongers, there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers.
- : Following new legislation in The Necromongers, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times.
- : Following new legislation in The Necromongers, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in The Necromongers, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
- : Following new legislation in The Necromongers, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
- : Following new legislation in The Necromongers, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard.
- : Following new legislation in The Necromongers, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
- : Following new legislation in The Necromongers, smoking is banned in public areas.
- : Following new legislation in The Necromongers, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Super-Maximum Security Complex Alpha Natural History Museum.
- : Following new legislation in The Necromongers, cities in The Necromongers declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings.
