The Democratic Republic of The Morgan Library and Museum is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime and frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.463 billion Morgan Library and Museumians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The very strong Morgan Library and Museumian economy, worth 487 trillion Knowledges a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 65,388 Knowledges, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 188,150 per year while the poor average 18,055, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Large sections of The Morgan Library and Museum have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, and a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect. Crime is relatively low. The Morgan Library and Museum's national animal is the Book.

The Morgan Library and Museum is ranked 209,295^th in the world and 14^th in Mouseion at Alexandria for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.