Population | 7.858 billion |
Capital | Mars |
Leader | Mars Queen |
Faith | Violetism |
Currency | space cube |
Animal | human |
The Alien Overlords of The Mars People is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Mars Queen with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.858 billion Martians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mars. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.0%.
The all-consuming Martian economy, worth 753 trillion space cubes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 95,947 space cubes, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.
Mars's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime is relatively low. The Mars People's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.
The Mars People is ranked 99,853rd in the world and 1,123rd in Ambition for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,828.2 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Mars People was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Inclusive and Highest Food Quality.
- : The Mars People was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : The Mars People was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : The Mars People was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : The Mars People was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : The Mars People was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : The Mars People was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : The Mars People was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : The Mars People was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : The Mars People was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.