Population | 8.566 billion |
Capital | Kickback City Kingdome |
Leader | Ichiro |
Currency | Nintendo Point |
Animal | Mariner Moose |
The Dangly ⚾⚾ of The Mariners of Seattle is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ichiro with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 8.566 billion Seattle Mariners enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kickback City Kingdome. The average income tax rate is 10.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Seattleite Marineasque economy, worth a remarkable 2,436 trillion Nintendo Points a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 284,429 Nintendo Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, all recreational drugs are legal, the nation has chosen not to live in interesting times, and walking to the local pizza parlour earns a lovely sports participation ribbon. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Mariners of Seattle's national animal is the Mariner Moose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
The Mariners of Seattle is ranked 277,221st in the world and 10,480th in Balder for Most Beautiful Environments, with 6.83 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Mariners of Seattle was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates, Most Inclusive, Most Avoided, and Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes.
- : The Mariners of Seattle was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : The Mariners of Seattle was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : The Mariners of Seattle's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : The Mariners of Seattle was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : The Mariners of Seattle was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : The Mariners of Seattle was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : The Mariners of Seattle was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : The Mariners of Seattle's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : The Mariners of Seattle's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".