The Dictatorship of The Hungarian Republic is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Orbán Viktor with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ritual sacrifices, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.487 billion Hungarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Budapest. The average income tax rate is 46.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Hungarian economy, worth 317 trillion Forints a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,798 Forints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, and death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Hungarian Republic's national animal is the Turul bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Hungarian Republic is ranked 121,562^nd in the world and 6^th in Historopolis for Highest Food Quality, scoring 19.29 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.