Population | 20.062 billion |
Capital | Tokyo |
Leader | Shinzo Abe |
Faith | Shinto |
Currency | yen |
Animal | black headed gull |
The Japanese Empire of The Greater Tokyo Area is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Shinzo Abe with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 20.062 billion Tokyoites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyo. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Greater Tokyo Arean economy, worth a remarkable 6,953 trillion yen a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 346,606 yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The tenet of free speech is held dear, protests are legal but strictly supervised, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Greater Tokyo Area's national animal is the black headed gull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Shinto.
The Greater Tokyo Area is ranked 1,266th in the world and 1st in Japan for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 36,351.21 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Greater Tokyo Area, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
- : The Greater Tokyo Area was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in The Greater Tokyo Area, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.
- : The Greater Tokyo Area was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Economic Output, Highest Average Incomes, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in The Greater Tokyo Area, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
- : Following new legislation in The Greater Tokyo Area, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
- : Following new legislation in The Greater Tokyo Area, the entire entry for The Greater Tokyo Area in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
- : Following new legislation in The Greater Tokyo Area, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
- : Following new legislation in The Greater Tokyo Area, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
- : Following new legislation in The Greater Tokyo Area, the media seems excessively interested in what Shinzo Abe is wearing this season.