The Dictatorship of The Goontalve Andeettedi is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, avowedly heterosexual populace, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 109 million Goontalve Andeettedians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 9.4%.

The powerhouse Goontalve Andeettedian economy, worth 10.6 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 96,831 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives, the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging, the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike, and maximum security Goontalve Andeettedian subway stations inspire prison systems around the world. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. The Goontalve Andeettedi's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Goontalve Andeettedi is ranked 271,329^th in the world and 9^th in The Star Nations Alliance for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -10 on the Clooney Contribution Index.