The United Socialist States of The Frankish Governorates is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 390 million Franks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Welfare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frankpolis-Erkefterefekte-Agania Megapol. The average income tax rate is 25.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Frankish economy, worth 24.8 trillion Frankish Franks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 63,659 Frankish Franks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Contestants on The Frankish Governorates's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, and appliance stores are finding spy cameras embedded in their unboxed merchandise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Frankish Governorates's national animal is the Fish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

The Frankish Governorates is ranked 143,767^th in the world and 5^th in Mikrucka Valley and other regions for Most Developed, scoring 56.08 on the Human Development Index.