The Republic of The Cervantes monarch is a huge, pleasant nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 772 million Cervantes monarchians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.0%.

The strong Cervantes monarchian economy, worth 38.4 trillion Cervantes turds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 49,790 Cervantes turds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 142,808 per year while the poor average 13,810, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

University admissions staff are blindfolded to prevent accidental bias, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents, school uniforms are compulsory, and the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice. Crime is moderate. The Cervantes monarch's national animal is the Cervantes.

The Cervantes monarch is ranked 163,651^st in the world and 4^th in Cool Place for Most Developed, scoring 54.67 on the Human Development Index.