The United Kingdom of The British Socialist Republics is a large, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, vat-grown people, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 107 million British are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish British economy, worth 3.69 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 34,440 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The best spies are positively radiant after completing a big mission, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, Leader claims to be the epitome of family values, and a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The British Socialist Republics's national animal is the Lion.

The British Socialist Republics is ranked 277,314^th in the world and 116^th in Sancturia for Most Developed, scoring 50.02 on the Human Development Index.