The Federal Republic of TFUS is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 306 million TFUSians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped TFUSian economy, worth 12.8 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 41,933 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

International tensions are high as TFUS threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, patriots insist that size does matter, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, and the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TFUS's national animal is the Bald Eagle.

TFUS is ranked 92,089^th in the world and 1^st in Pryskiva for Highest Poor Incomes, with 33,171.35 Standard Monetary Units.