The Allied States of Tezzelonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Trent Perry with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 10.621 billion Tezzelonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tezzelasia. The average income tax rate is 77.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Tezzelonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,800 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,475 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, and religious education is a new government priority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tezzelonia's national animal is the Marabou Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Estrenism.

Tezzelonia is ranked 136,032^nd in the world and 27^th in Vitorus for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 38,132.04 Standard Monetary Units.